People here in Los Angeles are disgusted now about a sex scandal involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Apparently for seven years, he carried on a sexual relationship with his own wife.

Tom Ridge now says we don't have to run out and put plastic sheets all over the house. Great, tell that to my dead parakeet.

I enjoyed retirement the right way linguine con vongole, red wine and plenty of truffle cheese.

President Bush is not fazed by other candidates' war records. He said, I may have not fought in Vietnam, but I created one.

Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go down.

Over ten thousand people have signed a petition to recall Governor Schwarzenegger. I'm sorry, that is next year's joke.

Federal authorities have informed Martha Stewart's lawyers she will be indicted for her role in the ImClone insider trading scandal. Good news for Martha - stripes are back in this year.