I have a wonderful respect for old people.

Larry Flynt, running for governor of California. His goal - change our state bird to the spread eagle.

The prison scandal is really hurting President Bush's poll numbers. In fact, I hear he's already working on his concession smirk.

I don't want to scare anybody here but we just received word from police that Howard Dean is loose and may be armed with a microphone.

I think that you're always going to have some people who are negative or view you in a certain way.

It's not a big part, ... I wheel in an ultrasound machine and say to Taylor's gynecologist, 'If you have a problem with it, just give it a light tap on the side.' Then they hand me a urine sample, and I put it up to the light and say 'Hmm, looks pretty healthy, but I'll check.'

John Kerry will undergo surgery to repair his right shoulder. He originally hurt it when he suddenly switched positions on Iraq.