I think that you're always going to have some people who are negative or view you in a certain way.

President Bush says in the last month he has created 300,000 new jobs. Yeah, they're called Kerry campaign workers.

John Kerry announced his plan for how to handle those poor naked prisoners. His wife is going to buy them all a $1,000 Armani suit.

Comedy doesn't always have to come from a dark place.

I think that you're always going to have some people who are negative or view you in a certain way.

On Sunday, the president flies to the Azores islands to attend a summit with British Prime Minister Tony Blair and Spanish Prime Minister Jose Aznar, and here's my prediction: Bush gets voted off.

California's economy is declining so rapidly that candidates are asking 'Are you better off now then you were four minutes ago?'