I think that you're always going to have some people who are negative or view you in a certain way.

Clinton said he feels safe in Harlem. It's the only place in the state Hillary is scared to look for him after dark.

President Bush is not fazed by other candidates' war records. He said, I may have not fought in Vietnam, but I created one.

Declassified papers report that John Kennedy was taking eight different medications a day. He was so wasted, his Secret Service code name was Ted Kennedy.

Hillary Clinton has finished writing her book where she says her marriage couldn't be stronger, and Bill just finished his book titled 'Chicks I Nailed While Hillary was Writing Her Book.'

If loving you is wrong, then I'll just like you a whole bunch!

New rumors that Saddam Hussein is planning to flee to a castle in Libya with 10 billion dollars. Now President Bush doesn't know whether to nuke him or give him a tax cut.