Federal authorities have informed Martha Stewart's lawyers she will be indicted for her role in the ImClone insider trading scandal. Good news for Martha - stripes are back in this year.

In Massachusetts, scientists have created the first human clone. The bad thing is that in thirty years, the clone will still be depressed because the Boston Red Sox will still have not won a World Series.

Clinton said he feels safe in Harlem. It's the only place in the state Hillary is scared to look for him after dark.

Lot of people wondering if John Kerry supports gay marriages. Here's a hint ... he gets $1,000 haircuts.

The big political news, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor of California, and already, people are chanting, 'Four more vowels, four more vowels.

I lived in a studio apartment until my mid-30s. I don't have an extravagant lifestyle.

President Bush is not fazed by other candidates' war records. He said, I may have not fought in Vietnam, but I created one.