I don't do well around the angry, bitter and emotionally fragile among us, which may eliminate 70% of the population.

I always tell people I romanticize about doing something simple, like doing radio in northern California.

As the Democrats get revved up at their convention in Boston, President Bush is fighting back the only way he knows how: by going on vacation! Ah, it's nice to take a rest, replenish your supply of smirks. The vacation was expected, because Bush traditionally takes a month off every summer to relax and avoid reading National Security Warnings.

George W. Bush even stopped in Pennsylvania to try his hand at the lotto and gave up when he could only think of the numbers 4 and 17

Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go down.

Howard Dean is narrowing the field of potential running mates. It's down to Mike Tyson or Bobby Knight.

President Bush spent last night calling world leaders to support the war with Iraq and it is sad when the most powerful man on earth is yelling, 'I know you're there, pick up, pick up.