In a new poll 54 percent believed President Bush exaggerated the size of Iraq's missile threat. Hey, he's a guy.

I don't do well around the angry, bitter and emotionally fragile among us, which may eliminate 70% of the population.

There was an embarrassing moment at a recent Democratic fundraiser. When John Kerry was handed a $10 million dollar check, he said, 'I do.'

You may have heard this, that NASA discovered water on Mars When he heard about the water on Mars, President Bush said, 'Is it regular or unleaded?'

Hillary Clinton has finished writing her book where she says her marriage couldn't be stronger, and Bill just finished his book titled 'Chicks I Nailed While Hillary was Writing Her Book.'

Howard Dean is narrowing the field of potential running mates. It's down to Mike Tyson or Bobby Knight.

The prison scandal is really hurting President Bush's poll numbers. In fact, I hear he's already working on his concession smirk.