I enjoyed retirement the right way linguine con vongole, red wine and plenty of truffle cheese.

I don't do well around the angry, bitter and emotionally fragile among us, which may eliminate 70% of the population.

I think that you're always going to have some people who are negative or view you in a certain way.

I pride myself on being down-to-earth. I’m from the Midwest. People who go into show business are screwed up. I romanticized about having a serene life.

Hillary Clinton has finished writing her book where she says her marriage couldn't be stronger, and Bill just finished his book titled 'Chicks I Nailed While Hillary was Writing Her Book.'

In Louisiana, President Bush met with over 15,000 National Guard troops. Here's the weird part, nobody remembers seeing him there.

Yesterday Jerry Springer bowed out of the Ohio Senate race. He said, 'If I can't run the most embarrassing campaign in America, then I'm out of here.'