Ironically, the possibility that the president dodged his military service has increased his approval ratings with Democrats by 80 percent.

I don't do well around the angry, bitter and emotionally fragile among us, which may eliminate 70% of the population.

Today Homeland Security Chief Tom Ridge lowered the terror alert from orange to yellow. Does anybody need 16 miles of duct tape?

Ironically, the possibility that the president dodged his military service has increased his approval ratings with Democrats by 80 percent.

Singer Boy Dylan was stopped at his own sow by security guards who failed to recognize the singer. Asked to comment, Dylan replied, 'I can hardly blame them. Look at me.'

As fighting in Iraq intensifies, President Bush delivered his supplemental war budget to Congress. The money will cover 30 days of fighting, then we'll be sent one war every other month until we cancel our subscription.

I pride myself on being down-to-earth. I’m from the Midwest. People who go into show business are screwed up. I romanticized about having a serene life.