Ironically, the possibility that the president dodged his military service has increased his approval ratings with Democrats by 80 percent.

The prison scandal is really hurting President Bush's poll numbers. In fact, I hear he's already working on his concession smirk.

Bush said the unemployment situation is turning around. Last week alone, 5,000 people started working for John Kerry.

Over ten thousand people have signed a petition to recall Governor Schwarzenegger. I'm sorry, that is next year's joke.

If loving you is wrong, then I'll just like you a whole bunch!

I think that you're always going to have some people who are negative or view you in a certain way.

Strange medical news from Pakistan: A man had a successful organ transplant with a dog. They gave the man a dog's organ. In a related story today, Keith Richards was seen chasing a mailman.