My brother asked me once, 'Are you a misanthrope?' And I said, 'No, I just find people irritating.'

A study shows breast implants can cause nausea and dizziness... from all the free drinks.

I think mankind is overly sensitive, very needy, greedy, and flawed.

My brother asked me once, 'Are you a misanthrope?' And I said, 'No, I just find people irritating.'

There has been no electricity in Baghdad for a week and the people are angry. You would be angry too if you couldn't watch your brand new stolen TV.

Howard Dean is narrowing the field of potential running mates. It's down to Mike Tyson or Bobby Knight.

A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.