While there's no 'I' in team, there's also no 'you', okay? So back off.

Saddam Hussein is about to face trial and George Bush wants to execute him. Not because of the war crimes, but because Saddam is beating him in the polls.

George W. Bush even stopped in Pennsylvania to try his hand at the lotto and gave up when he could only think of the numbers 4 and 17

A study shows breast implants can cause nausea and dizziness... from all the free drinks.

I don't do well around the angry, bitter and emotionally fragile among us, which may eliminate 70% of the population.

I enjoyed retirement the right way linguine con vongole, red wine and plenty of truffle cheese.

The prison scandal is really hurting President Bush's poll numbers. In fact, I hear he's already working on his concession smirk.