I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. 'Please don't take away our precious Soviet Union! - We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!'

Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.

Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.

Anything on paper is obsolete!

Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!

Think Tank, noun: The shower.

It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.