Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it.
The Thought Police: To censor and protect.
Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.
Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.
New studies show that 100% of all smokers die.
The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place... is called genius.