New studies show that 100% of all smokers die.
Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.
Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.
I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.
Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed.
I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. 'Please don't take away our precious Soviet Union! - We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!'