If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.

New studies show that 100% of all smokers die.

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.

I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. 'Please don't take away our precious Soviet Union! - We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!'

The only thing that is obscene is censorship.

Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!

When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.