One does not have to sleep with, or even touch, someone who has paid for your meal. All those obligations are hereby rendered null and void, and any man who doesn't think so needs a quick jab in the kidney.

A person who uses party as a verb is a person who will walk into a shop and walk out wearing a rubber jumpsuit.

The only women who don't believe that sexual harassment is a real problem in this country are women who have never been in the workplace.

Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with the most appalling people.

[On her dogs:] I have four now. My friends tell me if I get any more they'll have to hold an intervention.

a car is just a moving, giant handbag! You never have actually to carry groceries, or dry cleaning, or anything! You can have five pairs of shoes with you at all times!

The country is suffering from musical-chairs syndrome. We all dance around for a bit and then when we try to sit down again, somebody doesn't have a chair. We're running scared; we want ours.