The media know exactly what they're doing, focusing our attention on Arsenio's hairdo. We need to keep our brains brimming with rubbish. If we didn't, we might think about things.

Enough about you let's hear about me.

Homework, root canals, and deadlines are the important things in life, and only when we have these major dramas taken care of can we presume to look at the larger questions.

The only women who don't believe that sexual harassment is a real problem in this country are women who have never been in the workplace.

All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others.

Friends are the twenty-first-century version of extended families.

Dogs act exactly the way we would act if we had no shame.