Not one woman over seventeen has any faith in her skin tone, and no woman over thirty can ever regard her upper arms with equanimity.
You can't take away knowledge, and it's dangerous to pretend you never had it.
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself.
Friends are the twenty-first-century version of extended families.
Contrary to popular cable TV-induced opinion, aerobics have nothing to do with squeezing our body into hideous shiny Spandex, grinning like a deranged orangutan, and doing cretinous steps to debauched disco music.