When women are excited about a date, they go immediately on a diet, because all women know they are hideously obese.

We have to have faith in ourselves. I have never met a woman who, deep down in her core, really believes she has great legs. And if she suspects that she might have great legs, then she's convinced that she has a shrill voice and no neck.

Lots of you know me as a lone, hard-bitten columnist, prone to lurking on deserted rocky promontories while searching for my muse.

Friends are the twenty-first-century version of extended families.

A sense of humor isn't everything. It's only 90 percent of everything.

Not one woman over seventeen has any faith in her skin tone, and no woman over thirty can ever regard her upper arms with equanimity.

You can't take away knowledge, and it's dangerous to pretend you never had it.