When women are excited about a date, they go immediately on a diet, because all women know they are hideously obese.

In Manhattan, marriage is a trend. Couples kiss over their arugula and radicchio salads. They fondle each other's genitals while devouring their pasta puttanesca. By the time the tiramisu arrives, they've slid under the table.

Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with the most appalling people.

The moment you decide that you're a grownup now, and therefore must put away foolish things like staying out all night or cruising down strange highways is the moment you will lose that ineffable glow of youth. If you don't believe me, look around. Study those people who would rather go to shopping malls than dance halls, who think the height of depravity is bidding two no trump with only fifteen points. Every single one of these people has a stringy neck.

Women wearing men's clothes are chic, men wearing women's clothes make us fall on the floor laughing.

Enough about you let's hear about me.

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