Every time we had a raid, I'd get a boyfriend out of it.

If men want sex they'll find it.

I think all old folk's homes should have striptease. If I ran one I'd have a striptease every week.

When I look back at the 1980s I pinch myself. Did I really do all that?

Like I said in my election manifesto - why don't they legalise the whole thing and let people like me work?

In my thirties I was doing it, in my forties I was organizing it and now, unfortunately, I can only talk about it.

Vicars, MPS and lawyers were amont those who considered me to be the best hostess in London.