There's something about having a great bottle of wine and a great cigar. Nothing compares to it.

Everybody wants to be great at something.

Every group has its idiosyncrasies, but at a certain point we all are human.

They didn't have to describe Jesus to me for me to know he's black. Jesus' first miracle was turning water into wine at a wedding. Now if that ain't black folk, I don't know what is.

I don't need somebody behind a desk to tell me what a marketing survey says is funny. I got 3 million miles and 70,000 tickets sold, telling me that I know how to make people laugh.

I used to always run off at the mouth and talk about people. I just didn't know that it would make a living for me.

No matter how bad things are, you can at least be happy that you woke up this morning. D.