There is always one person in the office that you want to whip their ass! If you don't know who it is, it is probably you.

With a cigar like in life, you got to have some length, and some girth.

There is always one person in the office that you want to whip their ass! If you don't know who it is, it is probably you.

The one thing women love more than money is power.

Every group has its idiosyncrasies, but at a certain point we all are human.

I don't need somebody behind a desk to tell me what a marketing survey says is funny. I got 3 million miles and 70,000 tickets sold, telling me that I know how to make people laugh.

Black folks never bungie jump. That's too much like lynching for us. I'm gonna let you tie a rope around me and push me off a bridge? You must be out your damn mind.