There is always one person in the office that you want to whip their ass! If you don't know who it is, it is probably you.

Everybody wants to be great at something.

I used to always run off at the mouth and talk about people. I just didn't know that it would make a living for me.

Every group has its idiosyncrasies, but at a certain point we all are human.

They had this movie called Juno about a teenage girl who gets pregnant and it's nominated for an Oscar. That's an unusual experience for me, 'cause when a black girl gets pregnant it ain't no Oscar. It's social work and a box of condoms is what that is.

I don't need somebody behind a desk to tell me what a marketing survey says is funny. I got 3 million miles and 70,000 tickets sold, telling me that I know how to make people laugh.

Did you ever have the police follow you for so long, that you get suspicious about your own goddamn self? Maybe I did kill them people.