There is always one person in the office that you want to whip their ass! If you don't know who it is, it is probably you.

I'm not gonna lie, I love the holidays. But Christmas was a lot more fun when you weren't paying for it.

There is always one person in the office that you want to whip their ass! If you don't know who it is, it is probably you.

Everybody wants to be great at something.

Black folks never bungie jump. That's too much like lynching for us. I'm gonna let you tie a rope around me and push me off a bridge? You must be out your damn mind.

The one thing women love more than money is power.

They didn't have to describe Jesus to me for me to know he's black. Jesus' first miracle was turning water into wine at a wedding. Now if that ain't black folk, I don't know what is.