There is always one person in the office that you want to whip their ass! If you don't know who it is, it is probably you.

The one thing women love more than money is power.

I'm not gonna lie, I love the holidays. But Christmas was a lot more fun when you weren't paying for it.

There's something about having a great bottle of wine and a great cigar. Nothing compares to it.

No matter how bad things are, you can at least be happy that you woke up this morning. D.

Did you ever have the police follow you for so long, that you get suspicious about your own goddamn self? Maybe I did kill them people.

I used to always run off at the mouth and talk about people. I just didn't know that it would make a living for me.