Everybody wants to be great at something.

I'm not gonna lie, I love the holidays. But Christmas was a lot more fun when you weren't paying for it.

One of the most beautiful things in the world I've ever seen or heard is people laughing, even when there seems to be so little reason for them to laugh.

No matter how bad things are, you can at least be happy that you woke up this morning. D.

The one thing women love more than money is power.

With a cigar like in life, you got to have some length, and some girth.

They didn't have to describe Jesus to me for me to know he's black. Jesus' first miracle was turning water into wine at a wedding. Now if that ain't black folk, I don't know what is.