Everybody wants to be great at something.

There is always one person in the office that you want to whip their ass! If you don't know who it is, it is probably you.

Black folks never bungie jump. That's too much like lynching for us. I'm gonna let you tie a rope around me and push me off a bridge? You must be out your damn mind.

Did you ever have the police follow you for so long, that you get suspicious about your own goddamn self? Maybe I did kill them people.

Everybody wants to be great at something.

There's something about having a great bottle of wine and a great cigar. Nothing compares to it.

They didn't have to describe Jesus to me for me to know he's black. Jesus' first miracle was turning water into wine at a wedding. Now if that ain't black folk, I don't know what is.