Every group has its idiosyncrasies, but at a certain point we all are human.

There is always one person in the office that you want to whip their ass! If you don't know who it is, it is probably you.

They had this movie called Juno about a teenage girl who gets pregnant and it's nominated for an Oscar. That's an unusual experience for me, 'cause when a black girl gets pregnant it ain't no Oscar. It's social work and a box of condoms is what that is.

Every group has its idiosyncrasies, but at a certain point we all are human.

There's something about having a great bottle of wine and a great cigar. Nothing compares to it.

I don't need somebody behind a desk to tell me what a marketing survey says is funny. I got 3 million miles and 70,000 tickets sold, telling me that I know how to make people laugh.

I'm not gonna lie, I love the holidays. But Christmas was a lot more fun when you weren't paying for it.