Every group has its idiosyncrasies, but at a certain point we all are human.

I don't need somebody behind a desk to tell me what a marketing survey says is funny. I got 3 million miles and 70,000 tickets sold, telling me that I know how to make people laugh.

There's something about having a great bottle of wine and a great cigar. Nothing compares to it.

I used to always run off at the mouth and talk about people. I just didn't know that it would make a living for me.

The one thing women love more than money is power.

I'd pick a young white guy over an old white guy for president anytime because the younger guy is more likely to have been influenced by the great social changes of the '60s and '70s.

I'm not gonna lie, I love the holidays. But Christmas was a lot more fun when you weren't paying for it.