It's never your successful friends posting the inspirational quotes

My life is now a constant assessment of whether what's happening in real life is more entertaining than what's happening on my phone.

It's never your successful friends posting the inspirational quotes

Forget the Bible, the greatest argument against human evolution is a YouTube comment thread.

Before taking the stage, Paul Ryan spent 6 hours staring into a mirror working on 'concerned eyebrow.'

No one's dream job involves a kiosk.

My other car is a vehicle with a bumper sticker describing this car.