It's never your successful friends posting the inspirational quotes

Before taking the stage, Paul Ryan spent 6 hours staring into a mirror working on 'concerned eyebrow.'

It's never your successful friends posting the inspirational quotes

Forget the Bible, the greatest argument against human evolution is a YouTube comment thread.

Rappers shouldn't have to file taxes because they itemize everything they own in songs.

Paul Ryan looks like the car rental salesman who bullies you into getting full coverage.

No one's dream job involves a kiosk.