It's never your successful friends posting the inspirational quotes

Rappers shouldn't have to file taxes because they itemize everything they own in songs.

Forget the Bible, the greatest argument against human evolution is a YouTube comment thread.

It's never your successful friends posting the inspirational quotes

Before taking the stage, Paul Ryan spent 6 hours staring into a mirror working on 'concerned eyebrow.'

Paul Ryan looks like the car rental salesman who bullies you into getting full coverage.

My other car is a vehicle with a bumper sticker describing this car.