No one's dream job involves a kiosk.
My other car is a vehicle with a bumper sticker describing this car.
It's never your successful friends posting the inspirational quotes
Rappers shouldn't have to file taxes because they itemize everything they own in songs.
My life is now a constant assessment of whether what's happening in real life is more entertaining than what's happening on my phone.
Paul Ryan looks like the car rental salesman who bullies you into getting full coverage.