My other car is a vehicle with a bumper sticker describing this car.

Before taking the stage, Paul Ryan spent 6 hours staring into a mirror working on 'concerned eyebrow.'

It's never your successful friends posting the inspirational quotes

Rappers shouldn't have to file taxes because they itemize everything they own in songs.

Forget the Bible, the greatest argument against human evolution is a YouTube comment thread.

My life is now a constant assessment of whether what's happening in real life is more entertaining than what's happening on my phone.

No one's dream job involves a kiosk.