My other car is a vehicle with a bumper sticker describing this car.

Forget the Bible, the greatest argument against human evolution is a YouTube comment thread.

My life is now a constant assessment of whether what's happening in real life is more entertaining than what's happening on my phone.

Rappers shouldn't have to file taxes because they itemize everything they own in songs.

No one's dream job involves a kiosk.

Before taking the stage, Paul Ryan spent 6 hours staring into a mirror working on 'concerned eyebrow.'

My other car is a vehicle with a bumper sticker describing this car.