Always try to rub up against money, for if you rub up against money long enough, some of it may rub off on you.

If I have all the tears that are shed on Broadway by guys in love, I will have enough salt water to start an opposition ocean to the Atlantic and Pacific, with enough left over to run the Great Salt Lake out of business. But I wish to say I never shed any of these tears personally, because I am never in love, and furthermore, barring a bad break, I never expect to be in love, for the way I look at it love is strictly the old phedinkus, and I tell the little guy as much.

Always try to rub up against money, for if you rub up against money long enough, some of it may rub off on you.

I came to the conclusion long ago that all life is six to five against.

Growing up in that fashion is a breeding ground for insecurity and doubt; it also leaves you questioning motives. It took me a long time to see the world as I want it without constantly looking for approval. I still fall, but I'm better suited for survival.

He who tooteth not his own horn, the same shall not be tooted.

A free-loader is a confirmed guest. He is the man who is always willing to come to dinner.