I came to the conclusion long ago that all life is six to five against.

Life is tough, and it's really tough when you're stupid.

I once knew a chap who had a system of just hanging the baby on the clothes line to dry and he was greatly admired by his fellow citizens for having discovered a wonderful innovation on changing a diaper.

A free-loader is a confirmed guest. He is the man who is always willing to come to dinner.

You can keep the things of bronze and stone and give me one man to remember me just once a year.

She has a laugh so hearty it knocks the whipped cream off an order of strawberry shortcake on a table fifty feet away.

I'm inspired by love, by the moments that we commit to something with all our heart - be it a person, a project, an animal, anything really. It's undeniably inspiring, that acknowledgment of existence, that I love, that I care. That fills me with purpose.