Beer. Now there's a temporary solution!

I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what it is as long as I'm acting.

After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion. When you're married you have to cut through that.

I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in college. That's one of the reasons I went down to Second City, because you could do acting and writing.

It's hard to find a play that's right for me to do. Rather than waiting around for the right script to come along, I decided to write one myself.

There is no strong beer, just weak men

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.