It's hard to find a play that's right for me to do. Rather than waiting around for the right script to come along, I decided to write one myself.

English? Who needs to spend time learning that? I'm never going to England!

I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what it is as long as I'm acting.

How I imagined myself being 50 is not how I am feeling now. You think you'll be different, but I still feel like I am about 12 years old - mentally, not physically.

The Simpsons can go anywhere in the world and not worry about any budgetary issues. However, even when the show has had its run, I think the characters can go on in perpetuity.

To many, Homer may appear lazy and a loser, but he's just much misguided. He's boorish, sure, but well meaning and, I guess, the one thing we have in common is the pursuit of lousy diets.

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?