It's hard to find a play that's right for me to do. Rather than waiting around for the right script to come along, I decided to write one myself.

There is no strong beer, just weak men

If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such.

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution!

How I imagined myself being 50 is not how I am feeling now. You think you'll be different, but I still feel like I am about 12 years old - mentally, not physically.

The nice thing is that, at least in Los Angeles, I'm known as a character actor and I do auditions for other things besides just cartoon shows.

I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what it is as long as I'm acting.