the Bible is only as good and decent as the person reading it.

A certain tiny percentage of everyone is gay.

I think the best thing for you to do is just live your life. Live a life that's worth living, one where you do what you want to do, pursue your passions. That way, if you meet someone, they'll be joining a life that's already really good.

I got picked on a lot, even by teachers too. I liked to listen to musicals and bake, and my homeroom teacher found out and mocked me in front of the whole class for baking.

Sedaris, in his essay in the It Gets Better book, writes that when he was growing up nobody called him gay because you might as well have called him a warlock. Nobody knew what gay was.

Don't move to Seattle and write a stupid sex advice column. That's a waste of time and you need to grow up and get serious.

I wouldn't say that holidays are manufactured by corporations, but they're certainly exploited and mined by them.