Valentine's Day is much more of a holy day of obligation for a guy in a relationship with a woman, because a woman has certain emotional expectations. Even if she doesn't value Valentine's Day, or views it as a corporate exercise, she still often wants her boyfriend or husband to go through the motions, just in case she values it.

I'm allergic to dogs, so I couldn't even adopt what gay men typically adopt when they have that maternal gene.

Is it adultery if I’m committing it at one end of a guy and he’s committing it at the other end of that same guy?

Sedaris, in his essay in the It Gets Better book, writes that when he was growing up nobody called him gay because you might as well have called him a warlock. Nobody knew what gay was.

I don’t understand how real Christians let that little f--ker get away with that.

Children have a right to some stability and constancy from the adults in their lives.

I think abortion should be mandatory for about 30 years.