Today's unspeakable perversion is tomorrow's kink, is next week's good clean fun

Preaching to the choir actually arms the choir with arguments and elevates the choir's discourse. There's a reason the right does it and does it well and triumphs.

the truth is often a mixed message

The right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness means that each of us is free to go our own way, even if the ways some of us may choose to go seem sinful or shocking to our fellow citizens.

I don't write about my life in my column.

Don't move to Seattle and write a stupid sex advice column. That's a waste of time and you need to grow up and get serious.

Mother's Day is a torment if your mother is dead. Valentine's Day is a torment if you don't got one. And at some point in our lives, we will be tormented by Valentine's Day even if we're relatively lucky in love.