I got lucky. I won the San Francisco Stand-Up Comedy Competition in 1977 while I was still at San Francisco State.

I enjoy pushing my characters to the limit. No matter how far out there I go, I look for things that make the characters human.

If she were a President, she'd be Babe-raham Lincoln!

I'm a friend of the CEO of Twitter and he showed me how to be on it, but it causes such an uproar if what you post is perceived in a negative light.

If I only ran when nothing hurt, I would never run.

I know it's a cliche, but the whole family is just whacked. I mean, we're all out of our minds. They're the funniest, most eccentric bizarre people I've ever met, my siblings.

Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club? Turtle! Turtle!