I used to sneak up to the 8th floor and watch Eddie Murphy and Joe Piscopo rehearsing 'Saturday Night Live' and could only wonder if I would ever have the chance to be funny. It took me five years to go up the two stories, but it is such a sense of fulfillment to be able to show what I can do on national television.

I'm a friend of the CEO of Twitter and he showed me how to be on it, but it causes such an uproar if what you post is perceived in a negative light.

You know, sometimes you can't just take an armadillo, put it in the barn, light it on fire and expect it to make licorice.

I always tend to think of all of my shows as possibly my last show. I'm like a junior Springsteen, without the underbite.

I tried to go out for theater or theater arts, but I was too scared or too intimidated. But I had a lot of friends on the cross country team that had great senses of humor.

You know ladies and gentlemen, a long time ago , there were lots of people, but that was a long time ago

If you just kind of live a regular life and make good 'Hollywood' money, you have a certain freedom.