A mom and dad found an S&M magazine under their 10-year-old son's bed, and the dad said, 'Well, we sure can't spank him.'

I enjoy pushing my characters to the limit. No matter how far out there I go, I look for things that make the characters human.

You know ladies and gentlemen, a long time ago , there were lots of people, but that was a long time ago

I'm a real people-pleaser.

If you just kind of live a regular life and make good 'Hollywood' money, you have a certain freedom.

Please, O ye Lord, keep Jim Bakker behind bars.

While many comics have a secret persona, I fundamentally want to be myself.