I tried to go out for theater or theater arts, but I was too scared or too intimidated. But I had a lot of friends on the cross country team that had great senses of humor.

Please, O ye Lord, keep Jim Bakker behind bars.

I have a theory that if you're famous more years than you're not famous, then you get a little nutty.

I have this dream life where I get to be a celebrity but I get to kind of navigate the world fairly easily because I'm always in character.

I did a lot of ridiculous television. Between 1980 and '85 I had no confidence, so I did everything I was told to do.

While many comics have a secret persona, I fundamentally want to be myself.

I've never really worked on them. Just once in a while one hits me and makes me laugh. My Al Gore was sort of like a gay Gomer Pyle.