I tried to go out for theater or theater arts, but I was too scared or too intimidated. But I had a lot of friends on the cross country team that had great senses of humor.

Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club? Turtle! Turtle!

I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.

You know ladies and gentlemen, a long time ago , there were lots of people, but that was a long time ago

I have a theory that if you're famous more years than you're not famous, then you get a little nutty.

Please, O ye Lord, keep Jim Bakker behind bars.

I really enjoy being a dad, and maybe I took it too seriously, but I love being around my kids.