I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.

The two things that can hurt you are if you need money or if you need fame. Those are the things that can be your Achilles' heel. But if you don't need money and you don't need fame, then you're free.

I really enjoy being a dad, and maybe I took it too seriously, but I love being around my kids.

I think ABC sort of hoped I would be really like Carol Burnett. I mean literally, I think.

While many comics have a secret persona, I fundamentally want to be myself.

I have a theory that if you're famous more years than you're not famous, then you get a little nutty.

It's almost like he's started to sound even more exotic the more people started doing him. I don't know why, but there's just something about Al Gore that makes me laugh.