I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.

I never read the tabloids.

My Obama is getting pretty good ... I think I'll vote for whoever makes my portrayal easier. It takes time to put together a comic impression. It takes time to recognize the tics. Right now, for instance, I could do a dead- on Paul Ryan and people wouldn't recognize it. Personalities take a while to sin.

I've never really worked on them. Just once in a while one hits me and makes me laugh. My Al Gore was sort of like a gay Gomer Pyle.

Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club? Turtle! Turtle!

I don't find biology as interesting as politics and humanism. I talk more about existential stuff.

I'm a real people-pleaser.