I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.

I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.

I think ABC sort of hoped I would be really like Carol Burnett. I mean literally, I think.

I don't find biology as interesting as politics and humanism. I talk more about existential stuff.

It's almost like he's started to sound even more exotic the more people started doing him. I don't know why, but there's just something about Al Gore that makes me laugh.

I never read the tabloids.

You know, sometimes you can't just take an armadillo, put it in the barn, light it on fire and expect it to make licorice.