After years of begging, I got my parents to get me a little Craig tape recorder, a reel to reel. Then I started recording voices, or recording Jonathan Winters off television and stuff like that.

A mom and dad found an S&M magazine under their 10-year-old son's bed, and the dad said, 'Well, we sure can't spank him.'

I have this dream life where I get to be a celebrity but I get to kind of navigate the world fairly easily because I'm always in character.

I never read the tabloids.

I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.

After years of begging, I got my parents to get me a little Craig tape recorder, a reel to reel. Then I started recording voices, or recording Jonathan Winters off television and stuff like that.

I really enjoy being a dad, and maybe I took it too seriously, but I love being around my kids.