I enjoy pushing my characters to the limit. No matter how far out there I go, I look for things that make the characters human.

You know, Elizabeth Taylor must be in Heaven going, 'Alright, fire two honey!'

If she were a President, she'd be Babe-raham Lincoln!

It's almost like he's started to sound even more exotic the more people started doing him. I don't know why, but there's just something about Al Gore that makes me laugh.

After years of begging, I got my parents to get me a little Craig tape recorder, a reel to reel. Then I started recording voices, or recording Jonathan Winters off television and stuff like that.

That's why modern corporate movie making has become so laborious that comedians are kind of kicked out by 50.

I think free speech is probably the coolest thing we have in this country, and again, you can label it hate speech and dismiss it, and then you're allowed to censor it.