If you just kind of live a regular life and make good 'Hollywood' money, you have a certain freedom.

I've never really worked on them. Just once in a while one hits me and makes me laugh. My Al Gore was sort of like a gay Gomer Pyle.

When people come to see my stand-up, they get a chance to see my characters interact with each other.

I always tend to think of all of my shows as possibly my last show. I'm like a junior Springsteen, without the underbite.

If she were a President, she'd be Babe-raham Lincoln!

I have no regrets. I wanted to raise the kids and be a present father. When I developed a movie, I was gone for a year. That didn't really work for me. That isn't fair to make these life-forms and then disappear.

I really enjoy being a dad, and maybe I took it too seriously, but I love being around my kids.