I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.
You know, Elizabeth Taylor must be in Heaven going, 'Alright, fire two honey!'
I always tend to think of all of my shows as possibly my last show. I'm like a junior Springsteen, without the underbite.
Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club? Turtle! Turtle!
I think ABC sort of hoped I would be really like Carol Burnett. I mean literally, I think.
Please, O ye Lord, keep Jim Bakker behind bars.