I really enjoy being a dad, and maybe I took it too seriously, but I love being around my kids.

The two things that can hurt you are if you need money or if you need fame. Those are the things that can be your Achilles' heel. But if you don't need money and you don't need fame, then you're free.

If she were a President, she'd be Babe-raham Lincoln!

A mom and dad found an S&M magazine under their 10-year-old son's bed, and the dad said, 'Well, we sure can't spank him.'

I think free speech is probably the coolest thing we have in this country, and again, you can label it hate speech and dismiss it, and then you're allowed to censor it.

You know, Elizabeth Taylor must be in Heaven going, 'Alright, fire two honey!'

I have a theory that if you're famous more years than you're not famous, then you get a little nutty.