I think free speech is probably the coolest thing we have in this country, and again, you can label it hate speech and dismiss it, and then you're allowed to censor it.

Please, O ye Lord, keep Jim Bakker behind bars.

Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club? Turtle! Turtle!

Describing comic sensibility is near impossible. It's sort of an abstract silliness, that sometimes the joke isn't the star.

If I only ran when nothing hurt, I would never run.

I don't find biology as interesting as politics and humanism. I talk more about existential stuff.

I always tend to think of all of my shows as possibly my last show. I'm like a junior Springsteen, without the underbite.