I always tend to think of all of my shows as possibly my last show. I'm like a junior Springsteen, without the underbite.

I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.

I'm a real people-pleaser.

I'm a friend of the CEO of Twitter and he showed me how to be on it, but it causes such an uproar if what you post is perceived in a negative light.

Please, O ye Lord, keep Jim Bakker behind bars.

I have no regrets. I wanted to raise the kids and be a present father. When I developed a movie, I was gone for a year. That didn't really work for me. That isn't fair to make these life-forms and then disappear.

It's almost like he's started to sound even more exotic the more people started doing him. I don't know why, but there's just something about Al Gore that makes me laugh.