I always tend to think of all of my shows as possibly my last show. I'm like a junior Springsteen, without the underbite.

When people come to see my stand-up, they get a chance to see my characters interact with each other.

Describing comic sensibility is near impossible. It's sort of an abstract silliness, that sometimes the joke isn't the star.

You know ladies and gentlemen, a long time ago , there were lots of people, but that was a long time ago

You know, sometimes you can't just take an armadillo, put it in the barn, light it on fire and expect it to make licorice.

While many comics have a secret persona, I fundamentally want to be myself.

I used to sneak up to the 8th floor and watch Eddie Murphy and Joe Piscopo rehearsing 'Saturday Night Live' and could only wonder if I would ever have the chance to be funny. It took me five years to go up the two stories, but it is such a sense of fulfillment to be able to show what I can do on national television.