I always tend to think of all of my shows as possibly my last show. I'm like a junior Springsteen, without the underbite.

If I only ran when nothing hurt, I would never run.

Please, O ye Lord, keep Jim Bakker behind bars.

After years of begging, I got my parents to get me a little Craig tape recorder, a reel to reel. Then I started recording voices, or recording Jonathan Winters off television and stuff like that.

I'm a friend of the CEO of Twitter and he showed me how to be on it, but it causes such an uproar if what you post is perceived in a negative light.

It's almost like he's started to sound even more exotic the more people started doing him. I don't know why, but there's just something about Al Gore that makes me laugh.

I'm a real people-pleaser.