I always tend to think of all of my shows as possibly my last show. I'm like a junior Springsteen, without the underbite.

You know ladies and gentlemen, a long time ago , there were lots of people, but that was a long time ago

A mom and dad found an S&M magazine under their 10-year-old son's bed, and the dad said, 'Well, we sure can't spank him.'

I did a lot of ridiculous television. Between 1980 and '85 I had no confidence, so I did everything I was told to do.

Well, I loved variety in television, I loved sketch comedy. At 'Saturday Night Live,' I stayed almost seven years.

My Obama is getting pretty good ... I think I'll vote for whoever makes my portrayal easier. It takes time to put together a comic impression. It takes time to recognize the tics. Right now, for instance, I could do a dead- on Paul Ryan and people wouldn't recognize it. Personalities take a while to sin.

I'm a friend of the CEO of Twitter and he showed me how to be on it, but it causes such an uproar if what you post is perceived in a negative light.