I'm a real people-pleaser.

I'm a real people-pleaser.

While many comics have a secret persona, I fundamentally want to be myself.

I never read the tabloids.

I think ABC sort of hoped I would be really like Carol Burnett. I mean literally, I think.

I've never really worked on them. Just once in a while one hits me and makes me laugh. My Al Gore was sort of like a gay Gomer Pyle.

You know, Elizabeth Taylor must be in Heaven going, 'Alright, fire two honey!'