I'm a real people-pleaser.

That's why modern corporate movie making has become so laborious that comedians are kind of kicked out by 50.

I never read the tabloids.

The two things that can hurt you are if you need money or if you need fame. Those are the things that can be your Achilles' heel. But if you don't need money and you don't need fame, then you're free.

I know it's a cliche, but the whole family is just whacked. I mean, we're all out of our minds. They're the funniest, most eccentric bizarre people I've ever met, my siblings.

A mom and dad found an S&M magazine under their 10-year-old son's bed, and the dad said, 'Well, we sure can't spank him.'

When people come to see my stand-up, they get a chance to see my characters interact with each other.