Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time.

I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.

I always wanted to do a B&E. Not bacon and eggs. Although I could always go for bacon and eggs. I'm talking about breaking in and entering.

I love being on stage if I'm not on a set. If I'm at home, I'm usually in my office editing or reconstructing my website or whatever it may be. I just love putting creativity into a performance.

It's hard dealing with day to day disappointments and feeling like you can't find success. Especially when your best friend is Pixar.

I found someones passport on the ground tonight. Where do you sell these things?

Why do bad guys in movies always love to whistle really slowly?