Sometimes sex is just a way to escape having to talk to that person.
I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I'd always say 'Why not me?'
I'm not giving up on life. I'm giving up on today.
I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies.
When you're on a movie set and you are hopefully making a comedy, everyone's stifling their laughter. You're looking at the crew guys, hoping someone is making that face like, and not like, this is not working out, man.
I think that people who do enjoy my stand-up comedy and the people who get it and the people who are taken in by it, they see that I'm a guy that has love of the game.