I have new ideas every day, and I always want to take on new challenges.

I can smell bullshit from a mile away but it's so much harder to detect when it's around you all day.

We never had a pool, right. So one summer, I remember. My dad, to make me happy. You know I was bummed out cause we didn't have the pool. So one summer he bought us this thing. It was yellow, you laid it on the lawn, sprayed it with the water, run across. Slip n' Slide. Yeah. Would have been fun if dad checked for rocks before he laid it down! Slip n' Bleed from the anus they should have called this ride.

Sometimes, when you want to make a difference in a person's life, stay out of it.

I feel like I was born and bred to stay self-motivated. I'm not one of those people who ho-hums and feels sorry for himself when something's bad.

When people refer to 'Back in the Day,' it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.

Created a word game to play with a person you're fighting with. Silent Treatment. Nothing happens until one of you quietly says, Hey, you hungry?