True love is when you're cheating on a person but the thought of them still makes your eyes smile!
I don't like when juice wears tights, its a horrible combination when juice wears tights.
Hi, I'm a buck tooth and I like to be outside past the lips.
You know you're lazy when you run out of toilet paper and use the cardboard roll to wipe with.
Quote/Unquote and you can quote me on the quote/unquote.
Every joke has its origin - the punching people in the face joke. It hurts like hell to get punched in the face.