Three weeks ago one of my dreams came true. I finally got to see something I always wanted to witness live. I finally saw someone get hit by a car... Nailed!

You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh.

This is a dream come true. HBO is the highest echelon in the world for a stand-up comedian to attain. Throughout my career I've trusted my instincts to lead me down the right path, and I am honored to work together with this network while contributing to the legacy that is HBO.

I say God bless you... I don't say bless you... I'm not the Lord. I can't do that...

I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start performing.

I can smell bullshit from a mile away but it's so much harder to detect when it's around you all day.

I have never even had a sip of alcohol, never have done drugs. The hardest thing I have ever done would be Pepsi.