How do you fall into a lion's den, that is my first question there, you think you would be extra carefull around a den of lions.

A couple of days back, I got into a car accident. Not my fault. Even if it's not your fault, the other person gets out of their car and looks at you like it's your fault: Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing 80!

I can't watch a woman play with herself - to me, it looks like a DJ working the turntables... DJ Diddles.

I'm curious by individuals that embrace half a story so they can justify how incomplete they feel about their own self worth.

When you swear to God, its true ... right now God is watching and saying, this is true.

What am I supposed to say to an atheist when he sneezes, ah, when you die nothing happens.

It was peace. Peace is when you would shake the hands of the people around you. And you knew peace was coming because the priest would say it five times rapid fire. He'd go, “My peace I leave, my peace I give to you. While we ate Reese's Pieces with the Lord. And I have a piece of lint in my peaceful eye"!