How do you fall into a lion's den, that is my first question there, you think you would be extra carefull around a den of lions.

There will be a guy in a yellow poncho, his name is Hank, he will take you to the whopper lair.

You can easily tell if a person is lying and cheating on you if they say, I love you. I would never lie to you or cheat on you.

When people refer to 'Back in the Day,' it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.

If you think your demeanor is mellow or not particularly charismatic, the material can life you higher. So write everyday, and get onstage or in a coffee shop where they are doing open mice, anywhere you can perform even if that means starting your own open mic night - and be your own self.

I was very good at kickball ... I was wonderful at ah doing that kick and your leg goes up and your shoe went on top of the school

That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.